The Folks at Wonkette.com are bloody wack.
This piece on Nader had me on the floor tonight, so for posterity, I'm lifting it, along with the coments. You have to read the coments, right to the end. They get really progressivly sicker and funnier.
ENJOY!

…Or You Could Just Not Give Ralph Nader Money

Ralph Nader spent 1000 man-hours coming up with this fundraising plea: “I’ve had a lot of hummus. Hummus is nutritious. And delicious. It makes you stronger and healthier. So, Bloomberg’s report on the Lebanese claim to hummus got me to thinking about an idea that would help us raise funds to push our substantive agenda onto the front burner of American politics. If you donate to Nader/Gonazlez by midnight tonight an amount that has the number three in it (three being the number of lemons in my mom’s hummus recipe), we’ll e-mail to you Rose Nader’s hummus recipe tomorrow.” Eh, sorry, we don’t have e-mail. [Hotline]

COMMENTS:

FMA says at 3:39 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply How much for Bill O’Reilly’s falafel recipe? [Photo] Hamster says at 3:40 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply I like hummers too, Ralph. [Photo] El Bombastico says at 3:41 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply “I’ve had a lot of hummus. I know hummus. I worked with hummus. And babaganoush… you are NO hummus.” [Photo] shortsshortsshorts says at 3:41 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Nader’s been eating that hummus for years, and look how great he looks. [Photo] Hamster says at 3:41 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply What about McCain’s recipe for Cornpone? [Photo] McCainsThirdNipple says at 3:42 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Lamers is a REAL bus line? Well, I just learned something new today. [Photo] echoroc says at 3:44 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply WTF? x10. I voted for him twice, though. What can I say? I like me some hummus. [Photo] freakishlystrong says at 3:45 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply What the fuck?!! [Photo] SayItWithWookies says at 3:46 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply You need a recipe to mix chickpeas, garlic and lemon juice?! Geeze — send me three bucks and I’ll give you a fabulous recipe for grilled cheese sandwiches — passed on to me by a mysterious Indian shaman. FMA says at 3:47 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply McCainsThirdNipple: When I was in New Orleans this summer, I saw tour buses from a company called — seriously — Hotard. [Photo] Dr. Zoidberg says at 3:47 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Wait…what? [Photo] dannygutters says at 3:48 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Actually, that’s a freaking good hummus recipie. It’s in rose nader’s out of print cook book called It Happened in the Kitchen. It’s a pretty good book if you like ground lamb or being lectured to. [Photo] AngryBlakGuy says at 3:48 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply …if there is any justice in this world; the international market for hummus has just defaulted and crashed! [Photo] ManchuCandidate says at 3:48 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply This campaign is sponsored by the number 3 and the letters F and U. [Photo] Serolf Divad says at 3:48 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply I didn’t realize you could actually make hummus… or that you’d want to for that matter. [Photo] shortsshortsshorts says at 3:49 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Vigilante: your thoughts? [Photo] Texan Bulldoggette says at 3:51 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Hummus originated in the Middle East. I didn’t know Ralph & Mother Nader were also Islamic terrorists. longjohnson says at 3:51 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply You hummus! [Photo] mookworthjwilson says at 3:52 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply $.03 to Ralph…a good hummus recipe to me… [Photo] Vewol Mevemont says at 3:57 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply I have something for Ralph that’s kind of like hummus but a darker shade of brown. [Photo] Advocatus_Diaboli says at 3:58 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Is the hummus flavored with parrot, by any chance? http://wonkette.com/402815/ralph-nader-talks-sadly-to-bird-contemplates-wearing-bear-suit I like me some parrot-flavored hummus. [Photo] ProfessorJukes says at 3:59 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Hummus is friends with terrorists. [Photo] Serolf Divad says at 4:02 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Here’s your dilemme: Superduperawesome hummus recipe that’ll get you laid with that hottie canvasser from the Green Party when you tell her you made it yourself BUT John McCain wins the presidency. vs. Supermarket hummus that’ll score you points for “trying” even though it’ll take a few more dates to get to second base even BUT Obama wins the presidency. It’s your choice. [Photo] CrabtreesBludgeon says at 4:03 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Wait - this is REAL? This did not come from the twisted minds of our beloved Wonkette overlords?! I think my brain just sploded (it kinda looks like Hummus). [Photo] Doglessliberal says at 4:04 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply freakishlystrong: that is really the only reaction, yes Tra says at 4:05 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply … an idea that would help us raise funds to push our substantive agenda onto the front burner of American politics … Nader, nader … Oh, you mean the hummus guy? [Photo] lawrenceofthedesert says at 4:12 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Shameless pandering to the garbanzo lobby. [Photo] Doglessliberal says at 4:13 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply SayItWithWookies: and tahini, don’t forget the tahini! [Photo] Gopherit v2.0 says at 4:17 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Betcha vigilante is out buying pita chips RIGHT NOW!!! [Photo] Gopherit v2.0 says at 4:19 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Bill-o’s falafel with Nader’s hummus? That’s a guaranteed belly-ache right there. [Photo] TGY says at 4:21 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Thanks, thanks, Ralph Nader, for making us laugh at squashed garbanzo beans yet again. [Photo] JoeFannyPack says at 4:22 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply As I always suspected, Nader is 1/222nd Satan. [Photo] OzoneTom says at 4:23 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Blend
* 1 can garbanzo beans/chickepeas
* 1/4 cup olive oil
* 1 tablespoon lemon juice
* 1 teaspoon cumin Send me money. Or if you like it greek-style (yeah, I’m lookin’ at YOU): http://greekfood.about.com/od/appetizerssalads/r/hummustahini.htm [Photo] OuterBoroughPrincess says at 4:24 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply shortsshortsshorts: To be fair, he is older than Methuselah, a.k.a., John Sidney Walnuts! McCain MCMXXXVI. [Photo] TJBeck says at 4:38 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Holy crap, I thought that was some crazy thing you guys made up. I just came here to see how much more crack Jim had been smoking, but that’s the actual text from the Nader thing. [Photo] Maus says at 4:48 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply freakishlystrong: With enough light and time, most any third-party candidate is exposed as a nutbar. [Photo] NoWireHangers says at 4:54 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply I might have donated 3 cents if they mailed the hummus to me. [Photo] jagorev says at 4:55 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply I would kill for some hummus right now. I’m going to stop by the Israeli place on my way home. El Bombastico: Perfect. [Photo] Dave! says at 5:02 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply I tried to donate .03… but the minimum donation is $1. Oh well, back to store bought hummus. [Photo] sezme says at 5:47 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Thanks, Ralph, now I’ve got a craving for hummus. Tell you what, though. I’ll stake my hummus against your mother’s, and the winner gets all your campaign money. The loser, of course, will get the hummus. [Photo] shortsshortsshorts says at 6:51 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply sezme: Between the money and hummus, you might want to go with winner takes the hummus. Natard has not a dime to his wittle name. [Photo] Kaclon says at 8:18 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply dannygutters: If you repost the recipe here, none of us have to donate, and all of us get hummus! Everyone wins! [Photo] Weeping Jesus says at 9:50 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Is Nader’s partner really named “Gonazlez”? That’s pronounced: “Gone assless”, you know. Just guessing that Nader has done just that…just sayin’… not the most handsome dude in the world and all that, ya know? Cannaya says at 10:28 pm, October 9th, 2008 - Reply Wait, Ralph Nader’s mom is still alive? [Photo] Lascauxcaveman says at 12:49 am, October 10th, 2008 - Reply SayItWithWookies: YOU FORGOT TAHINI! (and Poland) Damn, I love me some hummus, but why would anyone want to go to the effort of making it themselves when the shit they sell at Costco is pennies a ton. That stuff with the blue and white lid, whateverthehell its called? “Mesa” or somesuch. Freaking addicting. And dirt cheap! I spread that stuff on Ritz crackers, wheat toast, nutter butter’s, my wife’s breasts; everything, man. Absolutley dee-lish. [Photo] JRD says at 2:14 am, October 10th, 2008 - Reply You know most of you people on this site deserve what our government is doling out to you.
Nader is brilliant, and has been right for a very long time. He deserves respect, not your idiotic blathering. GROW UP, or maybe you like bending over and letting our government shove it up your _ _ _. [Photo] NotLaughing says at 2:31 am, October 10th, 2008 - Reply JRD: What’s the first letter of - - -? [Photo] JRD says at 7:19 am, October 10th, 2008 - Reply I just knew you weren’t smart. Tra says at 11:33 am, October 10th, 2008 - Reply JRD: Look everyone! It’s the last Nader supporter! Take a picture, quick! Oh wait, it’s just Ralph. Never mind. [Photo] JRD says at 1:36 pm, October 10th, 2008 - Reply No it’s not Ralph, but it is a Ralph Nader supporter. I’ll give you half right. Your getting better!